tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post4936332961572300172..comments2023-09-28T06:16:57.051-07:00Comments on The Secret Diary of Jonathan Schwartz: Damaging my calmFake Jonathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07921955654274309972noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-81326578068422432132009-11-08T19:56:26.725-08:002009-11-08T19:56:26.725-08:00I miss you Pony-tail! My weeks have not been compl...I miss you Pony-tail! My weeks have not been complete without watching you slowly self inflate on your Five-minutes Fridays. Please, come back so I can see if you'll qualify for Biggest Loser!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-33036013690239296802009-10-19T00:01:55.964-07:002009-10-19T00:01:55.964-07:00Take it easy,calm down ,and you will find that the...Take it easy,calm down ,and you will find that the world is still very beautiful to live.propertyhttp://www.viaductrentals.co.nznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-17886977948717101382009-08-24T00:05:39.264-07:002009-08-24T00:05:39.264-07:00yes this blog is very useful
keep it onyes this blog is very useful<br />keep it onarticle marketinghttp://www.toparticlemarketing.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-55188840856247148842009-04-04T11:07:00.000-07:002009-04-04T11:07:00.000-07:00Fuck IBM, lets buy all the stocks back and privati...Fuck IBM, lets buy all the stocks back and privatize the company. That stupid Wall Street is ruling the company for years, as well as that South whatever who bought so many Sun stocks, for sure they are all behind this to make a fast buck.<BR/><BR/>I feel ashamed being an engineer working for Sun, i was always proud to work for this company, but if they really just throw us away like that.. i think it time to infect all the firmware of the servers with a deathly virus.<BR/><BR/>And what a choice IBM for God sake , the most old fashioned company in the world, i just was reading a article that the also stopped paying out your internet connection when you work from home.<BR/><BR/>I give a big golden bonus to anyone who is gonna try to cut of the tail of JonathanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-63433354588381643722009-03-19T02:14:00.000-07:002009-03-19T02:14:00.000-07:00Say NOO to IBM!!!!!!!Say NOO to IBM!!!!!!!Fake Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12346472483147707275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-27613153614832308632009-01-28T13:47:00.000-08:002009-01-28T13:47:00.000-08:00You are a funny guy!(... and I don't mean that in ...You are a funny guy!<BR/>(... and I don't mean that in the classical sense)Steve Ballmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03700148299332589776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-63295472336798270312009-01-04T15:22:00.000-08:002009-01-04T15:22:00.000-08:00You should add a way to include comments over your...You should add a way to include comments over your Twitts.<BR/>By the way, I have the remaining part of the message you received from Lord Xenu: you have to stay at the Etna until its next eruption to get the whole message deciphered. And not at the base, at the top of the mountain (inside the crater would be appropriate).<BR/>See you on Monday at the office or are you flying directly to the Etna?Fake Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12346472483147707275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-75739132263339291422008-12-12T18:19:00.000-08:002008-12-12T18:19:00.000-08:00Maybe I'll hire you, we need a new campus sanitati...Maybe I'll hire you, we need a new campus sanitation foreman!Steve Ballmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03700148299332589776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-57332669849658016512008-12-12T12:53:00.000-08:002008-12-12T12:53:00.000-08:00Sorry Scooter...don't want you back either. You d...Sorry Scooter...don't want you back either. You drove the company to unprofitability for close to five years, and your hand-picked successor is finishing up the job of driving the company into the dirt.<BR/><BR/>KKR and SEMA need to cut Jonathan loose in deep space, make you non-executive Chairman Emeritus, then find an new CEO with some common business sense (thought they taught you that kind of thing at Stanford business school...guess not. Note to self: Take Stanford off of my son's target university list.).<BR/><BR/>And, no, I won't leave my employee number. But thanks for thinking about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-51617769495470497632008-12-12T09:05:00.000-08:002008-12-12T09:05:00.000-08:00You can get Scooter back, to stop the RIFs (the on...You can get Scooter back, to stop the RIFs (the only one to RIF is the pony-tailed guy that is making me loose millions and Sun its brilliant engineers!!!). Jonathan, no hard feelings, you could still be part of the BOD, as long as you don't say anything.Fake Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849217547139563394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-36548115386803447872008-12-12T05:44:00.000-08:002008-12-12T05:44:00.000-08:00Or maybe we can virtualize Mark Hurd or Lou Gerstn...Or maybe we can virtualize Mark Hurd or Lou Gerstner and implement some threaded cycles of their business acumen over here at Sun. Any addition, even virtualized threaded cycles, would be an improvement.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-72129495997127359892008-12-11T16:16:00.000-08:002008-12-11T16:16:00.000-08:00Can we just open-source our CEO and executive staf...Can we just open-source our CEO and executive staff? I'm sure we can find a solid community of open-source executives eager for the challenge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6246435356736123537.post-79002317375016774132008-12-10T15:45:00.000-08:002008-12-10T15:45:00.000-08:00So, you want to negotiate a golden parachute do yo...So, you want to negotiate a golden parachute do you? As a Sun employee, I would support any form of obscene severance package the BOD authorized to get you the hell out of your job. No amount of money is too large.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com