The Secret Diary of Jonathan Schwartz

My life is like a trippy David Lynch movie these days. Rehearsals for my upcoming stint at the Bay Area Gated Community Poetry Group keep ge...

This week we launched our full frontal attack on that cowboy David Hitz and his litigious frigtard company with Amber Road . The marketing f...

Someone sent me this MP3 recording of Mike Daisy telling the supposed truth about L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology. I have to tell you this i...

In this video, Steve Gillmor interviews another fake Jonathan Schwartz. Favorite quote: "I don't see Ballmer open sourcing a ponyt...

My corporate blog is all about transparency. I say what I think. People comment and it gets posted. Sometimes what they say is not very nic...

It has been while since I blogged about our countersuit against Net App and that cowboy David Hitz. And it seems only fitting that my attack...

You read the papers--things are really friggin tight in this economy. Want a business loan? Fat chance. There's no loan to be had at any...

As I sit and watch the Jerry Seinfeld & Bill Gates ads about nothing , I stir in my seat and marvel at their effectiveness. I mean, it w...

My recent foray into live Twitter posting has been a revelation--Just like my company preaches, here on the Net I can be truly Free, Open, ...

So, the Corporate Blog (COB) has been pretty sparse lately, to the point where some of you are speculating about my remaining tenure at Sun...

I really miss the Secret Diary of Steve Jobs. Real Dan's new stuff just doesn't have that Mount Olympus venom that I used to look fo...

I am happy to announce that I'm back at the blogger desk and ready to keep you up to date here with my uncensored thoughts. With busines...

The ponytail of the week goes out posthumously to John Belushi, star of the Samurai skits on Saturday Night Live. I remember watching these ...