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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Spinal Net Tap

It has been while since I blogged about our countersuit against Net App and that cowboy David Hitz. And it seems only fitting that my attack dog is Michael Dillon, Great Great Grandson of Matt Dillon himself.

I'll spare you the legal mumbo-jumbo, but, in a preliminary ruling this week, NetApp pretty much got bitch-slapped. In Dillon's words, this ruling "further strengthen our position that the processors, network interface and systems management software used across NetApp's product line infringe Sun's patents."

I'm not going to be nice here. After all, these frigtards started this fight. We are going to win and we are going to get back royalties on every friggin penny they ever made.

Hey, Hitz--it's time you saddle up for the Participation Age! Bend over and get ready for a round robin, you brokeback, meathead motherfucker!


Steve Ballmer said...

My software is not "frigtard"!

Fake Scott said...

That cowboy is going to learn a tough lesson. Maybe this way we could make up our accounts after all...
Jonathan, did you remove the link to my Fake Blog? Naughty boy...

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