Natural Selection may have given us humans dominance over the planet, but I think it's run its course. Clearly, rampant population growth has friggin overwhelmed Nature's ability to weed out the Stupid. That means there's more idiots at work, on the roads, and in voting booths than ever before.
The result? The world as we know it continues to suck just a little more every year.
Clearly, it's time for technology companies to lend Nature a hand. Without better technology, the time will soon come when morons screw up your day, every day. For some of you, that day may already be here. You know who you are.
I henceforth call for a modest Technology Summit in the Bay Area. In this forum, there will be no competitors, just fellow warriors against ignorance. Let us lay down our swords and come together for the betterment of mankind.
There has to be a way to defeat this Global issue with engineering, dammit! Nature learns fast. And when she does, she's typically a bitch on overkill.
OK, perhaps I'm over-reacting because I had to deal with too many HR people today. There's a RIF going on and those hoods they wear really damage my calm.
Come to think of it, maybe we should all just sit down and watch Serenity on DVD and stop trying to make our own version of a "better world."